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Emmy's '09 (Keep It Up)

2009-09-20T20:34:00.000-07:00

Last years Primetime Emmy Awards was hosted by an ensemble group of retarded "reality-television" hosts that included: Tom Bergeron, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Jeff Probst, and Ryan Seacrest...WHAT THE FUCK? I would understand choosing these morons if they actually had material written but guess what...THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING! And that was their whole schtick, NOT have anything written for the show, they were literally going to wing-it. Bunch of fucking morons. They actually thought it would be funny to come out on stage and say "haha, guess what we don't have anything written...(mild laughter) no, seriously we don't have anything written we're actually going to just do this off the cuff...(awkward silence followed by light applause) WOW, television FUCKING history was made.

This year however the folks that run The Emmy's made the smartest decision they've made in a while and actually hired somebody FUNNY to host the show. The amazing Neil Patrick Harris (I say amazing only becuase I've heard of him alot but I only remember him from his small part in "Starship Troopers" and his cameo as himself in "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle"). This year it was funny and worth watching, I didn't agree with some of the winners but what the hell are you going to do?

P.S. I know I haven't updated in a while but who really reads this thing anyway, right? heh...lame.

Shia Lebouf Is The Human Equivalent Of A Snuggie...

2009-06-27T11:31:00.000-07:00

Put enough marketing and advertising behind any and I mean ANY crappy product and people will buy it. That's right, any shitty product with enough advertising dollars behind it will fly off the shelves. This is not only true with products and services but with people as well. Tom Cruise is no longer an actor, he's a movie star, there's a difference, and as a movie star anything he does (most of which is crap) people will go pay to see it, why? Because Tom Cruise is a product, he's a brand, he's a walking, talking advertisement. Cruise can at least act, he plays the same part all the time but he can at least act. Now let's take Shia Lebeouf, star of the "Transformers" movies.

Lebeof came out of NO-WHERE, he was an obscurely-known actor brought out of obscurity by Steven Spielberg, a man who should be ashamed of himself for giving up his artistic integrity and making an Indy IV (horrible film, but that's a different story) and producing these God-awful Transformers movies. Lebeouf can't act to save his life, he's good at screaming and running and flirting with Megan Fox (who also needs to stop kidding herself and start doing porno films in the Valley) yet he's had so much advertising power (or with humans "publicity") behind him that audiences have now come to accept him as this new up-and-coming movie STAR.

There's nothing wrong with being a movie star, there are a lot of said movie stars, but there was a point where you had to be a good or at least decent actor to become a star, Lebeouf is and never was a good actor he's a pretty faced little twit that looks good on the big screen. Like the Snuggie, people will buy him or at least buy into him BUT, hopefully like the Snuggie people will get over him and move on to something or someone else. I think Lebeouf will end up on some stupid celebrity-themed reality show for drinking and doing hard drugs.

At his age I wouldn't be surprised if he's already developed a drinking and/or drug problem, somebody that famous and that young and stupid usually does, remember River Phoenix? Of course you don't, he sucked too, and now he's dead for OD'ing outside a swanky New York night club. I'm sure one day people will stupidly revere Lebouf as they do with Phoenix when he OD's on something.

Marijuana: Legalize It?

2009-06-26T16:28:00.000-07:00

Our Senior Marijuana Correspondent Alex Hickey has a very interesting take on why pot should be legalized:

Why our country is moving to legalize pot

“Like it or not, marijuana is a massive industry. One hundred million Americans admit to government survey-takers that they've used it, with nearly 15 million acknowledging use in the past month. That's a huge market -- exceeding the number of Americans who will buy a new car or truck this year, or who bought one last year. Estimates based on U.S. government figures have pegged marijuana as the No. 1 cash crop in the United States, with a value exceeding corn and wheat combined (Houston, 2009)”. Everyone agrees that the American economy is getting worse; as a result a lot of our nation’s politicians are looking for new ways to earn revenue for their states and our economy as a whole. One of the most controversial and easiest avenues to earn revenue, free up time and resources for our law enforcement is to legalize and tax the sale and consumption of marijuana. “In February, Assemblyman Tom Ammiano introduced a proposal to legalize pot for adult consumption. The measure would charge growers $5,000 to break ground on a pot plantation, and tax retailers $50 an ounce, creating a $1.3 billion in revenue, to say nothing of millions saved in law enforcement costs (“California can be the first state in the nation to enact a smart, responsible public policy for the control and regulation of marijuana”, says Ammiano) (rolling stone , 2009)”. What is stated above is; not only can individual states profit from the tax and sale of pot, but we can free up a lot of money and time that goes into the law enforcement system. Police and court resources would be opened up for more serious offenders.

For every pro there is a con, for instance if marijuana were legalized and limited to adults (like cigarettes and alcohol) it would be understood that it would be far easier for adolescents to access the drug. Marijuana is also considered a stepping stone drug (or gateway drug), leading to harder drugs like heroin, cocaine, and or other hard drugs. “Studies show that marijuana use often progresses to the use of harder drugs. In other words, people experiment with what is often thought of as a “harmless” drug. Then, after using it for awhile, a bigger “high” is sought; thus, users then turn to harder stuff like heroin, Lsd, cocaine, etc. This is particularly a problem since most people will not directly start abusing the harder drugs that are generally understood to be harmful. Marijuana use simply emboldens them to the experiment (Messerli, 2008)”.

Yes, pot may be considered a gateway drug, maybe that’s due to how society portrays it? Maybe if marijuana were legalized, then as time went on society would see it as being another type of liquor, or some sort of whacko tobacco. Given the amount of adults out there that exclusively uses marijuana, it should be said that the drug generally is not more harmful than alcohol or tobacco if used in moderation. The term “in moderation” is an interesting way to put it, everything can be looked at in that way, crack heads for instance; “I only use crack in moderation”, or obese people “I only eat double fudge cake in moderation; I don’t have a problem with food!” Moderation can be used to attack or defend any point of view of any particular item; whether it is food, tobacco, liquor, or marijuana. As long as not abused and consistently overdone these items are perfectly fine for individuals to consume or intake.

Let’s say marijuana were to help more than hurt our society if legalized, than it is believed there’s reason enough to have its prohibition termed null and void. Think of all the money saved and money earned, money saved by not having so many people go through the justice system for what is considered a petty crime. Patrolmen being able to focus their attention on serious crime, less crammed jails and prisons. Lastly no one would care whether Michael Phelps and Arnold Schwarzenegger have pictures and videos out there of them hitting a joint or pulling a tube here and there. Money earned by taxing the sale of it, if we assume that California can make “1.3 billion in revenue (rolling stone , 2009)”. Keep in mind the $1.3 billion is a conservative estimate, now imagine what the whole country could make off of the sale and tax of pot. Picture 1.3 billion dollars amplified from a state level to a national level, our country could easily say goodbye to great depression II creeping up on us.

A recent survey by Zogby International found “41% of Americans agree that the government should treat marijuana more or less the same way that it treats alcohol; it should regulate it, control it, tax it, and only make it illegal for children”. In 1972, the same poll was taken and found to only be backed 15%, since then people are more liberal when it comes to supporting the legalization and taxation of pot. This poll interviewed 1204 adults recently, chosen at random throughout the nation. They were just asked one question and whether or not they agree or disagree with the question asked”. When 2 out of every 5 people say agree that a specific law is silly, it may be a good idea to listen to those people and rethink or at least review the law listed.

We seem to forget what marijuana does for those who have cancer or eating disorders too, yes it’s a fun recreational drug but it also has legitimate uses to help people who are in need. Cancer patients usually have little or no appetite as result of the chemo-therapy they go through to help reduce cancer; a lot of these people rely on marijuana to regain the appetite they lost. Also, glaucoma patients have the option to partake in marijuana to help relive the strain and pressure in their eyes. Some suffering from depression smoke pot to rid themselves of their bleak outlook they have towards the world. Lastly people who suffer from common stomach ulcers can use marijuana to help relive the stomach pains they incur.

Aside from being a “gateway drug” has marijuana ever caused overdose? The answer is no, it would take 100 pounds a minute for 15 minutes for one to incur overdose from weed. What other benefits can our society receive from this industry? We can use hemp (stalks of the plant) for rope; seeds can be manufactured into bio-fuels or nutrition for people. In a nutshell our country cannot afford to keep pot illegal; there are just too many uses aside from intake of the pollen. “Government figures have pegged marijuana as the No. 1 cash crop in the United States, with a value exceeding corn and wheat combined (Houston, 2009)”. Marijuana would easily improve our economy, our judicial system, and our quality of life. If we are to keep overlooking this potential cash cow, essentially we would be flushing money down the drain. Money that could be used to correct many financial offsets our country has incurred in recent years. The opinion many young adults share is not if pot will be legalized, but more so when marijuana will be legalized to assist in the growth and future of America.

Can weed save our economy? Very interesting, thank you Alex.

A Day at UCLA Medical Center...

2009-06-26T11:00:00.000-07:00

My good friend Eric Macleod, my Senior L.A. Correspondent (that's right, I have correspondents and contributors) wrote this very interesing essay about his experience yesterday at UCLA Medical Center amidst the death of Michael Jackson.

The King of Pop is dead

Here I am as a UCLA Student studying geology and I wouldn’t think I would witness crowds of people near the UCLA Medical Center yelling MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL!

It was 2:00pm when my class had gotten out, as normal I go to the geology department to check the news and e-mail. As I walking to my apartment I remember thinking to myself, “there are a lot of people here to day; what’s going on?” Around 3:30pm my roommate and I decided to go to the campus to use the computers. As I was walking my friend Adrian, who works for a news station, called me and told me that Michael Jackson died. I didn’t pay any attention to his message since he’s always joking around. After I hung up I saw small crowds of people walking fast to the medical canter, people saying “NO, I CANN’T BELIEVE IT, WHY?” They looked upset. The message of my friend escapes my mind as I followed the crowd to the center thinking that there was a school shooting. My roommate and I where wondering if it was safe to go through UCLA to get to our apartment so I asked one of the security officers what was going on and he told me that Michael Jackson died. Realizing the magnitude of this is historic event, I followed the crowd and called my friend Adrian and told him I was sorry and was telling him what was happening near the hospital. It was some time between 4 and 5 in the afternoon that I heard a press conference was going to happen soon, so I followed the press along with crowds of fans up the stairs to the Ronald Reagan Medical Center. The doors where closed and we all waited to hear if he was really dead. At the time TMZ said that he was dead, but TMZ is as reliable as gossip goes. I stood there for one hour along with all of the fans. In the midst of waiting, people were cheering his name, cameras everywhere, and helicopters everywhere.
In the crowd and by news reporters I hears that Michael had been dead as of 2:26pm. The vibration I got from the crowd was disbelief; I was in disbelief. He was the “King of Pop” , just like Elvis Presley was the “King of Rock Roll” and Stevie Ray Vaughan was the “King of Blues Rock.” These three dead artists lived hard and tragic lives and died tragically young. Still standing in the crowd a man behind me with his MP3 player played songs of Michael. The emotions were running high with his music being played. There was a college student standing near me who was crying holding a pillow of Michael, others around were teary eyed and sang long with his music. I didn’t cry but I wanted too, the power of his music brought the crowd together. I believe this is his legacy, to bring people of all walks of life together. This is the dream of a musician.
After 6:00pm news reporters were going into the conference and I was walking back to my apartment to hear the latest news of this event. On my way back the crowd was growing, there must have been thousands of people there. They were at the two front and back entrances to the hospital, on top of the roofs of the UCLA buildings, people playing music in their cars, on the streets and in their apartments. I counted roughly 30 news vans and 5 helicopters. It is almost midnight and people are celebrating his life by playing his music. It is shocking to know that he is dead. I think when I was in the crowd at the hospital I thought he would be alive because he is a superstar so in away you are thinking his superhuman. That’s a false reality, what isn’t false is his music will live forever.

Interesting story Eric, thank you for that.

R.I.P Michael Jackson.

2009-06-25T19:44:00.001-07:00

A lot can be said and has been said about the passing of Michael Jackson but I just want to say this: STOP WITH ALL THE SHIT-TALKING. People are quick to call him a "pervert", "weirdo" or "kiddie fiddler" but the man brought us some the best and most unforgettable music, no one comes close. Was he a strange guy? Of course, was he a pervert? That's debatable, but the man just died, cut him some fricken slack!

My condolences go out to Michael Jackson and his family, may he rest in peace.

It's Been A While...

2009-06-11T20:17:00.000-07:00

Wow, it's been a while since my last entry. A lot has happened since, too much to go through but I'm bored at work so I will say this: REALITY TELEVISION IS SHIT. I'm watching "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" on NBC (because I really wanted to see how bad this show is and to find out why NBC is the last place network, guess what...NOW I KNOW). It's sad too because 30 Rock and The Office are on this network yet they STILL fail as a television network. Anyway, one of the "competitions" on this shit-fest program is the "celebrities" have to collect fake grocery-store items and place them into an amazonian-themed shopping cart while suspended about 50 feet over the jungle...WOW, when I think of the jungle I don't think of trees and animals and rivers and cool shit like that, no, I think of FUCKING GROCERY SHOPPING!

Who comes up with this stuff? I mean seriously, who, because I thought the whole premise of this POS tv show was "celebriites get dropped off in the middle of the rainforest and MUST survive"...so how the hell does grocery shopping come into play? What's the goddamm point? NBC used to be a highly reputable network, they had such huge hits like "Friends" (overrated, but people loved that shit), "Seinfeld" and "The West Wing" but now for their summer programing they come up with these stupid reality shows that make no goddamn sense.

OH, and by the way, Hollywood needs to stop with these "celebrity" themed reality shows. None of the people on this show or on any celebrity-themed reality show is a celebrtiy, they're all washed-up has-beens from the 80's and 90's who if they WERE real celebrities they wouldn't appear on some half-assed reality program. You don't see Tom Cruise or Samuel L. Jackson on any of these programs do you? Hell, you don't even see Dane Cook on any reality shows, and he SUCKS.

Stickam

2009-04-14T22:23:00.001-07:00

I'm now Live on Stickam. KNFW NEWS NOW.

Realism: Realistically, it sucks.

2009-04-04T00:37:00.000-07:00

There's this fad in advertising right now where companies think it's clever to use "home video" like footage in their commercials for a more "realistic" look. Such examples in include Applebee's commercials, e-trade (the ones with the stupid talking baby), sonic fast food restaurants and toyota car commercials, among others. These companies need to CUT THAT SHIT OUT. Look, it costs anywhere from thousands to hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars to make commercials, why? Because of a little thing called PRODUCTION QUALITY. The more money you spend on a commercial, tv show or movie the BETTER it looks, doesn't matter if the content sucks (which these days most of it does) but at least it looks good, it looks PROFESSIONAL.

If I wanna see a "realistic" commercial with a crappy handy-cam look I'll make it myself with a shitty 200 dollar camera, I don't expect to see a big company like Applebee's to show grainy, low-resolution video that any moron or Chinese tourist with a handy-cam could have shot. What are these companies trying to accomplish? All they're doing is following a fad, something that happens a lot in advertising, and also, making low production quality commercials undermines a lot of the best and the brightest people who work in television production.

OH, and by the way, giving something a low-end look doesn't make want to buy your product or service or go to your restaurant, it does the opposite: it makes me want to puke IN your restaurant. Dipshits.

Tweet, Twit, TWAT, SHUT THE FUCK UP...

2009-04-02T23:49:00.000-07:00

Why is everyone making a big deal about this new bullshit "technology" that is "Twitter". I recently signed up for it to try and figure out what all the fuss is about and you know what I realized? IT'S A FUCKING CHAT PROGRAM, IT'S INSTANT MESSENGER, IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN AVAILABLE SINCE THE INTERNET BECAME MAINSTREAM BACK WHEN AOL CAME OUT IN THE '90'S.

We have cell phones, we have fucking Myspace and facebook and a million other ways to communicate and this twitter-twat bullshit is just another mundane way to tell people what you're doing. We have blogs written by blowhards that little to no people actually read (hint hint).

What's even more ridiculous is that it isn't just dumb teenage kids who use this twitter shit. Everyone from celebrities to politicians have caught on with this "new" technology. People in congress ignored Obama's non-state of the union speech to "twitter". Recently on the adam carolla podcast, Chris Hardwick, who's a fucking nerd by the way, nerdier than me even, went on and ON AND ON for five fucking minutes like a douche-fag on how much he just LOVES TWITTER and how much it's changed his life. What an asshole. On tonight's episode of the Colbert Report the dumb-fag-nerd who "invented" twitter himself was on the show, but who REALLY CARES??? I don't.

This doesn't revolutionize anything, this is not something that hasn't been available to us before, it's essentially like any chat client except you have "followers" who are there in real time keeping up with your "updates". WOW, how revolutionary is that. Cut this shit out people, seriously, you started to piss me off with your stupid "blue-tooth" headsets and now you same assholes think you're hot shit because you're "twittering" to all your friends on your stupid i-Phone.

Here's a tweet for you: FUCK OFF, i'm going to bed, good night.

Dear Hollywood: STOP GIVING YOURSELF A REACH-AROUND

2009-03-02T16:03:00.000-08:00

Every time Hollywood releases a film where the lead character is gay they always make a big fucking deal about it. Brokeback Mountain garnered lots of attention because of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhal playing homosexual characters and most recently the movie “Milk” (don’t get the wrong idea) starring Sean Penn as a homosexual politician has gained a lot of attention as well as a couple Oscars. WHO CARES? People in Hollywood need to stop patting themselves on the back every time they release a movie which stars a gay character, WHY? Because it’s always a Heterosexual actor who plays said gay characters.

If Hollywood really wants to prove how “open-minded” they now are, how about making a movie where the lead gay character is played by an actual GAY actor, kind of like how ethnic actors now play ethnic characters unlike before where white actors used to play ethnic lead characters. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of gay films out there that star gay men, look at anything shown at the Palm Springs Film Festival, it’s a big, gay film orgy, but these are independent films, not big, mainstream studio pictures.

OH, and another thing Hollywood, and the rest of you “open-minded” idiots: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE. “oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOhhhh, an unoriginal movie starring all Indian characters lets give it a bunch of Oscars to show how welcoming we now are for foreign films”. Fuck off, if Slumdog was a movie about Muslim characters or Mexican characters I can almost guarantee you that it never, NEVER would have gotten any recognition from the Hollywood Elite, much less a fucking nomination.

Tough Times, Octo-Mom, Carolla and More...

2009-02-20T19:04:00.000-08:00

Octo-BitchWe're in some scary times here, folks, the economy is in the hole and yet Nadya Sulliman (however you spell her name) aka "Octo-Mom" or the woman who recently had 8 kids on top of the 6 she already had decided TO HAVE 8 KIDS! How can someone have the audacity to give bring 8 kids into the world when she has no income, no husband, no job and a vague plan to finish school and hopefully get a job when she's done. This bitch needs to have her kids taken away from her and have them distributed to competent parents who know what they're doing and can afford to have kids otherwise her 14 kids are gonna grow up to be the future drug dealing-thugs of America. AND BY THE WAY, dumbass, you don't look anything like Angelina Jolie so get over yourself...I take that back, you look like Angelina Jolie if Angelina Jolie was doing a sequel to the movie "Monster" where, like Charlize Theron, she has to put on make-up to look like a hideous creature.

ADAM CAROLLA
Today, February 20th, 2009 Adam Carolla broadcasted his show for the last time as he and the other talk show hosts at 97.1 Los Angeles have been fired due to economic reasons. This is extremely dissapointing, this not only shows how tough times are right now but how CBS is willing to broadcast music for fucking Britney Spears and Jonas Brothers fans. I know radio is a shitty industry but at least let us have what's good about it. Carolla's show was good and now that's gone...off the radio anyway, starting Monday he will be Podcasting on his website adamcarolla.com. It's not the same but beggers can't be choosers I guess.

Fox News: GET OVER IT!

2009-02-13T23:46:00.000-08:00

Yeah, we now have a Democrat in office, GET OVER IT FOX NEWS. I don't mean to get TOO political folks but Fox News just can't get over the fact that Obama is in the White House, neither can Right-Winged Republican ASSHOLES for that matter. Recently hot air-filled baboon Glen Beck interviewed a historian about Abraham Lincoln and how Lincoln wasn't all that he's cracked up to be, citing quotes by Lincoln who said that he wasn't really for abolishing slavery and that he "made fun of his father who couldn't read". These things may or may not be true but what is true is that this is just another way to try and demean Obama: by slamming his ultimate political hero, Abraham Lincoln.

If Obama had said that he's a huge Reagan lover you bet your ass Fox News would have been on that like flies on shit (no offense to the flies or the shit by the way, who I respect more than Fox News). That's right, this asshole, Glen Beck, would have tore Reagan, a fellow Republican, a new one just to get back at Obama. Hell, if Obama says he loves Jesus Christ the Christian Wackos over at Fox news would have torn Jesus Christ a new asshole (the Romans stayed away from that area I believe).

Quit your bitching Fox News, we had to endure President George W. DUMBASS for 8 years now you have to endure Obama for at least the next four, in the mean while why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

P.S. Sorry I haven't updated in a while...I've been lazy ;)

KADD News: Post-Inaugural

2009-01-22T12:34:00.000-08:00

A Belated MLK Day.

2009-01-20T11:18:00.000-08:00

The news never stops at KADD News.

Our New President.

2009-01-20T10:12:00.000-08:00

Goodbye and good riddance Mr. Bush, there's a new Decider in town and his name is Barack Obama. Congratulations Mr. President.

CBS: The Most Watched American Television Network...

2009-01-08T23:27:00.000-08:00

I want to retract a statement I made in a previous posting:

So everyone's making a big deal of all this talk about NBC moving Jay Leno to a more "prime time" slot on their network since he's leaving the Tonight Show and NBC doesn't want him going over to a rival network (ABC in this case since no one watches CBS)

Apparently, or according to Nielson television ratings, CBS is actually the most watched television network in the United States. Sorry, CBS. I was wrong, you can wipe that tear from your eye.

Joe The SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

2009-01-08T23:08:00.000-08:00

What is wrong with you people? Don't you ever listen? Does ANYONE out there read this blog? (Probably not, hell, I haven't updated in almost a month). Why is the media still giving this idiot, Joe the Plumber, attention?? Now this moron, this dumb, bald fuck is going to the Gaza Strip as a "correspondent" for the highly reputable (not) PajamasTV.com (True).

I hope this moron get's what he deserves while he's over there: a missile shot into his big, white, hairy ass crack. Wonder why the world, particularly the middle east hates us? Because of shit like this, sending a fucking plumber, who's 15 minutes of fame should have been over months ago, to report on the war. What's happening to this country? Really, that's a serious question, what's happening to US? Do we love dumb people? George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, uh...GERALDO!? WTF? OMG? STFU? DIE.

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Leno Sucks Anyway!

2008-12-13T09:36:00.000-08:00

So everyone's making a big deal of all this talk about NBC moving Jay Leno to a more "prime time" slot on their network since he's leaving the Tonight Show and NBC doesn't want him going over to a rival network (ABC in this case since no one watches CBS). Big deal! Jay Leno hasn't been funny since 199-- oh wait a minute, JAY LENO'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY, the guy's a hack, his comedy is predictable, his style is arrogant, he's an asshole who likes to make fun of people on the street in his "Gay-walking, I mean, Jay-Walking" segment but when someone on the street approaches him he runs away like a little fucking girl:

Way to support your fans, ASSHOLE. Fuck Jay Leno, I say get rid of him there's no point in giving him his own show on a more "prime-time" slot, his show right now sucks giving him a new show isn't gonna be any better that's why they're having Conan come in to save the day and bring comedy back to the Tonight Show.

Fucking Mexicans

2008-12-11T19:30:00.000-08:00

I just want to start off by saying that I am Mexican, I was born here in the U.S. and I am proud of my Spanish roots and background, fuck you to whoever thinks other-wise, but I'll say it again: FUCKING MEXICANS.

The problem with fucking Mexicans that come to this country is that you can take a person out of Mexico but generally speaking you can't take Mexico out of a person. The problem with Mexicans is that most of them straight out refuse to assimilate into the American way of life. What is the American way of life? The American way of life is NOT acting like your still living in your home country, sure be proud of and embrace your cultural roots but also be aware of where you're living now, learn to have what's called an OPEN MIND.

The Jews, the Irish, the blacks, and most other people who've come to this country (or where brought to this country) have learned to assimilate beautifully and a lot of them have even prospered, but most goddam Mexicans that live here especially in the southwest refuse to do a lot of simple things that if they actually took the time to do maybe just maybe Hispanics as a whole would have a little bit more respect BUT NO, FUCKING NO, most of you Mexicans are so fucking thick-headed you refuse to learn English, you refuse to drop your fucking primitive Mexican ways you refuse to let your children grow up and actually experience things for their own future benefit.

People often say "think of the children" I'm not worried about children born to non-Mexican parents, I'm worried about all the Mexican kids that are gonna grow fucked up because their parents refused to let them do anything that doesn't involve soccer or mowing the front lawn, especially woman, OH GOD do I feel sorry for all the female kids in this country being raised by Mexican-born parents. Do you wanna know what happens to those poor little girls who's old-school, dumbass Mexican, brown-neck (similar to red-neck) fathers don't let them get out of the house and have some kind of a social life? They become whores, drug-using whores who break free the first chance they get and they just become a couple of goddamn whores who sleep around for drugs and money. A little too extreme? Probably but I've seen it happen, hell I can name someone in my own family who's got her share of secrets that are a direct result of having a Mexican-born father, but I won't.

I say one last time: FUCKING MEXICANS, grow up, get a brain, let your kids experience things especially the girls, I'm not saying let them do WHATEVER they want, you can be a little militant but LET THEM EXPERIENCE THINGS OUTSIDE OF THE MEXICAN COMPOUND YOU CALL A HOUSEHOLD, if you don't fuck it up they might just WANT to take care of your old, shriveled-ass instead of throwing you in a retirement home AKA: God's Waiting Room.

Agree/Disagree? Leave a comment I might read it.

"Most Fascinating People"

2008-12-04T04:40:00.000-08:00

Every year someone comes out with some bullshit un-inspired list of the "most fascinating/inspiring people" of the year. This year the old hag that is Barbara Walters of ABC news came out with her list:

Thomas Beattie - transgender "man" who gave birth to a baby girl
Tom Cruise - "actor"
Will Smith - actor
Frank Langella - actor
Miley Cyrus - singer/"actress"
Tina Fey - comedian/actress
Rush Limbaugh - political commentator
Michael Phelps - Olympic gold medalist
Sarah Palin - Alaska Governor
Barack Obama - President-Elect of the U.S.

Let's break it down shall we?

Thomas Beattie is not man, "he's" a woman who takes hormones to APPEAR as a man but still has all HER female reproductive organs, hence SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING BABY GIRL. What is so fascinating about that? Nothing.

Tom Cruise is NOT an actor, Tom Cruise is a walking, talking, living, breathing (or so we think) advertisement for over-commercialized movies. Ten years ago he was an actor but not anymore, he's just your typical over-paid Hollywood jack-off.

Will Smith has been around long enough to where there is no need for him to be on any list anymore, yeah I know he's huge but so is Al Pacino yet he's not on this list that's because he's not fascinating anymore. We get it, he can act BIG DEAL.

Frank Langella...who?

Miley Cyrus - Oh COME ON! She's about as god an actress/singer as George W. Bush is a President.

Tina Fey - I love Tina Fey, don't get me wrong but there's nothing "fascinating" about her, yes she's talented, yes she's funny but again she's been around long enough it's not like she just started with her hit show "30 Rock" yesterday when she was an un-known. (30 Rock by the way has sucked lately, too many guest stars, they need to cut that shit out).

Rush Limbaugh - Druggie? Barbara you old fucking hag you put a coked out radio commentator on your list? Dumbass.

Michael Phelps - OoOoOoHH, he won Olympic gold medals and nobody wants to shut the hell up about it.

Sarah Palin - Don't get me started, READ HERE.

Barack Obama - FINALLY Barbara you get it right, THIS man is the only person on this list that comes closest to be considered fascinating since he's gone through thick and thin his entire life and has become the first black President of the U.S. This man has, for the most part, inspired a nation with his message of change and hope and though we all know he's not gong to keep every promise he made on the campaign trail we can rest assured he's gonna do a hell of a lot better than our current President Dumbass who's managed to run this country into the shit hole it's in. Obama is a fascinating person so much so that there is no need to make a list because he takes the entire cake.

Twilight Fans: STFU!

2008-12-01T19:24:00.000-08:00

Clark Collis of Entertainment Weekly wrote this little Anti-Twlight column that I just had to post for everyone to read. I love this guy!:

Let's assume you're an adult male who has somehow avoided reading EW's 1,783 recent Twilight cover stories. You may be thinking, "Hey, this thing made a ton of money; maybe I should see it." You shouldn't. Twilight has no more to offer you than a sale at Sephora (FYI: Apparently, that's a lipstick emporium of some sort). Oh, sure, the premise of this horror movie sounds enticing: A hot teenage girl (Kristen Stewart) moves to a new school in the rugged Pacific Northwest, where she discovers that the man of her dreams (Robert Pattinson) is actually...a vampire! It's Near Dark-meets-Deliverance, right? Incorrectamundo! This adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel (for girls!) is actually the lamest episode of 90210 ever made combining forces with the second-lamest episode of 90210 ever made.
In fact — and this is the crucial point — Twilight is not a horror movie at all, just an excuse to feature the two leads making cow eyes at each other. Pattinson and his band of fellow goth-nerds only feast on the blood of, uh, cute animals, which might irk the folks at PETA, but does not a terrifying movie make. This interminable kissyfest is as frightening as an average edition of The View (FYI: Apparently, that's a daytime chat show of some sort). Yes, if you take a ladyfriend, she will repeatedly clutch your knee — which, after all, is the principal raison d'êtr
of the horror genre. However, she will do this not from fear but to alert you to some aspect of Pattinson's total dreaminess. That's no way to spend an evening when there is beer to be drunk, sports teams to be supported, or, indeed, paint to watch dry.

Right on Clark, right on!

Black Friday: Why I Fucking Hate People (UPDATE - 11/29 )

2008-11-28T16:25:00.000-08:00

So today certainly has been a "Black" Friday. I was called in to work two hours early because there was a shooting at the Toys "R" Us in Palm Desert, and I had to go run the audio board at my work, the news station. Apparently there was a dispute between two couples in the store, the men pulled out a gun and shot each other after their girlfriends were arguing about something. Then I came across this story about a Wal-Mart worker who was KILLED this morning while opening the doors to the store to let in hundreds of anxious shoppers. The man was rushed by the shoppers and trampled and killed right there at the entrance, while the workers attempted to aid the man they too had trouble getting through the rushing crowed of people, even the police who arrived after were getting trampled on but luckily they walked away with their LIVES, the man who opened the store however did not.

This is why I fucking hate people some times, wait, calling them people would imply that they have the ability to be civilized, these fucking people that rushed in and killed this man in New York aren't people they're fucking animals is what they all are, nothing but a bunch of fucking animals and if I was the family of this man who died I would find a good lawyer and sue the shit OUT OF EVERY FUCKER THAT RUSHED IN AND TRAMPLED THIS MAN TO DEATH.

This is serious people: A man lost his life because of a bunch of animals who rushed him so they could get into the store and be the first ones to buy shit so that they could save a few bucks. What kind of a fucking world is this coming to, really? I know that sounds worn out and cliched but really what kind of a fucking world is this coming to where a person loses their life because of a bunch of greedy, fucking pigs who are trying to save money???

Merry Fucking Christmas, ASSHOLES, I hope the people you got those gifts for enjoy something that was bought with someone else's blood. Fuckers.

UPDATE

Here's a video about this tragic incident, thanks to the Associated Press.

Even the man being interviewed calls those people "animals" and that's exactly what they are.

I'm A PC, I'm A Mac, I'm A SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2008-11-19T00:29:00.001-08:00

Enough with these goddamn "I'm A Mac/PC" commercials! A computer is a computer! The stupid fucking goddamn advertising agencies behind these commercials should be shot for coming up with these ridiculously uninspired and unoriginal commercials (then again, they should be shot for coming up with most commercials that are out there PERIOD.) The idea of people embodying an inanimate object such as a computer does nothing, NOTHING to make me want to go out and buy a Mac or a PC, it's a stupid idea! If you're gonna have someone saying they're a Mac or PC at least of an actual fucking MAC OR PC saying it! Sure, that in itself is unoriginal but I'm tired of seeing these fucking assholes with their shit-eating grins in these commercials. I mean look at this guys:

From Is There Anybody Out There?

First of all the one on the left looks like a fat, nerdier version of Bill Gates and the one on the right, actor Justin Long is supposed to represent the young, hip college students that use Macs. WHO FUCKING CARES. Hey Justin, stick to acting, OH WAIT A MINUTE, you suck at that too.

And now Microsoft has these commercials of "real people" talking into their webcams saying "I'm a PC" and half the guys in these commercials look like fucking pedophiles OR they have mediocre celebrities like Eva Longoria or Bill Gates himself trying to come off as all liberal, open-minded just because they own a FUCKING PIECE OF HARDWARE OF A SPECIFIC BRAND. This shit has gone far enough and it needs to stop.

You wanna know what kind of computer you should buy? How about both a Mac and a PC. I own a Mac and there's stuff I can't do on it that I can do on a PC so what do I do? I use my sister's computer since she has a PC desktop. Or if your tech-savvy, you can install Windows on a MacBook Pro and have both Mac and PC or you know what, fuck it, just learn a little programming and install Linux because honestly both Mac and PC are full of shit and that's coming from someone who used PC for years and then switched to Mac.

So in conclusion both Microsoft and Apple need to SHUT THE FUCK UP with their stupid, uninspired ads.

F*** The Auto Companies!

2008-11-18T17:23:00.000-08:00

There's a lot of talk going on right now about the government having to bail-out the "Big Three" auto companies: GM, Ford and Chrysler. I say let them crash and burn! The auto industry is notorious for cutting millions of jobs and sending jobs overseas to 3rd world countries (See: Michael Moore's "Roger and Me"), and now that they face the possibility of going under they want our help? (I say "our" because it'll be OUR tax dollars, 25 Billion to be exact, that will go to the auto companies). Who cares??? What's a few million more jobs gonna do? All those greedy executives on the top won't be affected anyway, they have their millions and although it'll be tragedy for the workers below them to lose their jobs I still don't think we should bail them out. Ashton Kutcher was on Real Time With Bill Maher the other night and he made an interesting suggestion: let the oil companies bail them out, and I agree, the oil companies have BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars, let those greedy bastards bail out their fellow greedy bastards. Screw "The Big 3" they deserve the head-on collision they've driven themselves into.

Second Wife: A Virtual Love Triangle...

2008-11-14T15:30:00.000-08:00

I came across this article today which talks about a love triangle that ended sadly...in divorce. Unlike most love triangles in what I like to call the "Real World" this one took place over a virtual world called "Second Life" a place where people with little to no social skills go to have, well a second life. Apparently a FORTY YEAR-OLD MAN named David Pollard was having an extra-marital affair with one FIFTY-FIVE YEAR-OLD WOMAN named Linda Brinkley behind his wife's back. His wife by the way, he met on second life and before even meeting her in person they got married BUT this man apparently can't keep his virtual penis in his pants because his wife caught him, quote:

"Cuddling a woman on a sofa in the game. It looked really affectionate".

...

Really? Are you serious? And what's worse is that this was NOT the first time he's gone outside their "marriage" (they really are married I use the quotations as a form of sarcasm because this is not really a marriage) and this was the final straw for her, Amy Taylor, 28, so now she's filed for divorce and Pollard is officially with his virtual mistress who met him while she was "working as hostess" in his virtual nightclub in the game. These people can't be serious, it's bad enough they have to go on a virtual game to meet and date people but to actually get married and THEN get divorced is pretty pathetic. I thought I was a nerd but this takes nerdism to a whole new degree and what's even more sad is that these people are full-grown adults who've had, believe it or not, relationships in the REAL WORLD.

Luckily for Taylor she has moved on though; she's met a man on ANOTHER virtual world where it doesn't matter what you look like just what level Grand Master Dragon you are (don't know if that's a real rank or not) in the World of Warcraft. Hey Taylor, I'm happy for you just don't let anybody hurt you this time I wouldn't want you to commit virtual-suicide. Loser.

American Suicidal: The Paula Goodspeed Story

2008-11-13T07:49:00.001-08:00

I’ll be the first to say that suicide is no joke even if a person who commits suicide WAS a joke like Paula Goodspeed, an over-zealous and un-talented young girl who had a dangerous obsession with American Idol judge Paula Abdul and who recently was found dead just a few houses down from Abdul’s home from an apparent overdose. Watching Good Morning America this morning some of the people interviewed who knew Paula lay some of the blame on the ridicule she received after her failed American Idol audition, implying that ridicule and ridicule alone can lead someone to hurt themselves and even possibly commit suicide.

What?

This chick was unstable, she was obsessed with Paula Abdul, the police found CD’s and pictures of Abdul in her car where they found her dead body parked JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM PAULA ABDUL’S HOUSE, and her family even said she had psychiatric issues (source). So don’t blame “the mainstream media” or the ridicule she received as cause of her suicide that’s just pure bullshit. People need to be responsible for their own actions, I’m sure people close to Goodspeed knew she needed help yet did anybody bother to do anything about it??? Obviously NOT since, well, she’s dead. I’ll also be the first to agree that yes, shows like American Idol thrive off people like Goodspeed, people who are talent-less, the producers love that since it gets them ratings but if you’re going to go on national television and make a fool of yourself in front of millions don’t be surprised when people make fun of you, it comes with the territory, remember the “Leave Britney Alone Guy”? In the end, Godspeed, Paula Goodspeed, if you ARE in Heaven be sure to stay out of the choir.

Palin In 2012?...SHUT THE F*** UP!

2008-11-11T01:32:00.000-08:00

So apparently Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has suggested she might run for a higher office in 2012, that higher office possibly being the Presidency. Are you kidding? No, seriously, somebody pinch me, are you kidding? The ugly dog that is Greta Van Susteren of Fox News (Fair and Balanced) interviewed Palin on Monday night and this is what she had to say:

"Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door." (Source)

I'd like to prematurely plow through you and your daughter. WOOPS, thinking out loud again, sorry. Anyway, yeah I'm sure you would prematurely plow through that slightly-cracked door, Sarah, just like you prematurely plowed through every interview you had with Katie Couric where you made yourself look like a goddamn idiot, embarrassing John McCain and the entire Republican Party. I'm sure you'd plow through that door just like you plowed through your limitations as a Governor to fire a man who refused to fire a cop that divorced your hag of a sister, yes, PLEASE Sarah go ahead and run for President in 2012, I hope you win the primaries and get on the Republican ticket because that will guarantee a victory for Barack Obama, getting him re-elected and making you look like the dumb bitch that you are, sending you back to Alaska with your hairy moose tail between your legs. Idiot.

The Obama Daughters on "Hanah Montana" ???

2008-11-10T20:45:00.000-08:00

The producers at the highly-popular kids sitcom "Hannah Montana" have invited Barack Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, to appear on the show some time next year. According to this article Obama's daughters are fans of the show but to appear on the show would be a huge mistake. Hannah Montana is a CHILDREN'S SITCOM and a mediocre one at that. Why would the daughters of the first black President want to dumb-down their image and their name by appearing on the stupidest show on the Disney Channel? Hey Obama, you're a smart guy right? Of course you are, you graduated top of your class at Harvard you went on to become a lawyer, a state senator and now President-Elect of the United States, your daughters are obviously going to get the same education you received if not better so DON'T let them appear on a show that appeals to the moron kids of this country and their moron parents that let them watch the show, it's pointless. Secondly, you don't want your daughters to be corrupted by Hollywood's fake glitz and glamor, that's not for them, they're smart, do you really want them to end up like this:

Or this:

And this:

Seriously, give Miley Cyrus about five years and she'll be on the front page of some tabloid with her ankles behind her head, drool coming out of her mouth and a white-powered nose from snorting cocaine. Your daughters are on the road to be intelligent women, Mr. Obama, so please, do yourself a favor and do them a favor and DO NOT let them appear on Disney, it'll be an insult to their intelligence.

P.S. Oh and tell them to stop watching the show too, that doesn't help!

Video: Foreshadowed Lives: The Movie!

2008-11-07T19:24:00.000-08:00

I've already posted this on YouTube but I'm so proud of this video I decided to put it on my blog:

Sarah Palin: Is She Really THAT Dumb?

2008-11-06T10:04:00.000-08:00

Election '08 is over, Barack Obama is President-Elect, John McCain is back in Arizona, pretty much out of the limelight, BUT his VP running mate Sarah Palin is far from the media's spotlight of scrutiny (and deservedly so). Now Palin is getting some heat for over-splurging on the campaign trail (more than originally reported) and for apparently being misinformed, not knowing that Africa is a continent and NOT a country and not knowing which countries are a part of NAFTA (Canada, U.S., and Mexico) …now do you see what I did there? I listed the three countries that are a part of NAFTA, that’s what every article I’ve read about Palin not knowing about NAFTA has done because the people that have written those articles assume that anyone reading them also won’t know what countries are a part of NAFTA. My point?

Look, don’t get me wrong, Sarah Palin is pretty fucking dumb BUT in her defense I must admit that not being well-versed on NAFTA is a pretty simple mistake to make, VP running mate or not. If knowing about NAFTA is such common knowledge why do journalists have to add in parenthesis the countries that are a part of it? i.e: (Canada, U.S., Mexico). Besides, this is SARAH PALIN we’re talking about, a woman who three months ago didn’t even know what the Vice President does, let alone knowing about the North American Free Trade Agreement. Oh and by the way, again in her defense, spending thousands of dollars on clothes??? WHO CARES, she’s a woman, woman splurge on their clothes and looks all the time get so get over yourselves, stop being haters just because can’t you can’t afford to shop at Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth.

Whatever, I’m going to bed.

(click on her picture)

Dubya Is Out

2008-11-05T14:55:00.000-08:00

Wolf Blitzer of CNN News asked viewers today "What are you gonna miss the most about President Bush" and he asked for people to email in their responses. HEY WOLF, if that IS your real name...What kind of question is that??? That's like having a hot pile of steaming shit sitting in the middle of your bedroom and then someone takes it away and asks you "What are you gonna miss the most about that hot pile of steaming shit?" CNN, seriously I respect you guys because unlike that Nazi-Regime that is Fox News you guys are actually fair and balanced but really, come on, don't insult our intelligence by asking us what we're gonna miss the most about Bush. If anything ask that only to the people that live in the states of Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Arizona...you know the states that John McCain won but not the rest of the country, other wise known as the REAL America.

LOL, Did you guys catch the look on Palin's face during John McCain's concession speech? Clothes for a Vice Presidential Running Mate: $500, 000 Dollars, Firing someone who wouldn't fire your ex-brother-in-law: An Indictment, Losing the vice-presidential run and having the most disappointed look on your face in front of the entire nation: PRICELESS. It's okay Sarah, now you can go back to running that backwards, redneck state you call Alaska, OH and don't forget your jacket, I hear it's cold out.

Obituary: Michael Crichton

2008-11-05T11:33:00.000-08:00

Some sad news to report, the author of such classic books as "Jurassic Park" and "The Andromeda Strain" Michael Crichton has passed, he was 66 years old. According to this article on E! Online the author lost a battle to cancer, he is survived by his wife Sherri and his daughter, Taylor. Crichton was an Executive Producer of the long-running series "E.R." on NBC and had many of his books adapted to the screen, most notably the "Jurassic Park" novels and "Congo". He's was one of my favorite authors and I am sad to know of his passing, I give my most sincere condolences to his family and friends.

Proposition 8

2008-11-04T21:27:00.000-08:00

Tonight this country voted an African-American Man as President of the United States yet some people IN California, a blue state, probably one of the most liberal states in the country, with cities like San Francisco, West Hollywood, Los Angeles and Palm Springs, possibly the gayest cities in the nation, HAD to vote YES on prop 8 which bans gay marriage...YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. This is coming from someone who is not gay yet is pissed off that YOU FUCKING PEOPLE can't get your fucking heads out of your asses and let people be who they are and practice the rights that should be granted to any and ALL Americans despite sexual orientation. THIS IS COMING FROM A GUY WHO'S MADE HIS FAIR SHARE OF GAY JOKES YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. I blame the religious right, I blame the true homophobic assholes that live in this state, FUCK YOU, a very sincere FUCK YOU.

We Fucking Did It!

2008-11-04T20:02:00.001-08:00

Barack Obama is now the 44th President of the United States! Click the picture to read Obama's Acceptance Speech.

Election '08!

2008-11-04T11:00:00.000-08:00

Who will win!? The cool black guy or the old cranky guy, stay-tuned!

Please Read...

2008-11-02T13:19:00.000-08:00

I stumbled upon this today and I felt I had to share it. Please follow THIS LINK or click on the image above, it'll explain everything.

A Tribute To Joe Magin

2008-11-01T11:44:00.000-07:00

Four years ago yesterday our good friend Joe Magin lost his life in a tragic car accident in Thousand Palms, California. Joe was the most laid-back person I'd ever met, he was easy to talk to and he was a really funny guy and when I heard of his passing I was deeply saddened and still am saddened to this day when I think about what could have been. One thing that surprised me about Joe was that he had many friends but he was a modest guy so you'd never know that right away when you met him and I was glad to see that most of those friends showed up to his funeral to pay their respects. I hope that wherever he is now he's happy and looking down at all of us. I miss you Joe, and I hope that some day we will meet again.

Stupid KIA Commercial...

2008-10-30T12:05:00.000-07:00

Okay so I'm streaming a clip of "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" and before the clip plays of course I have to sit through a 30 second commercial and it's a commercial for a KIA Sport Utility Vehicle where the narrator says "You'd expect the usual from an SUV commercial, like an off road demonstration" then the commercial shows a KIA doing an off-road demonstration; the narrator continues "You'd expect to see it driving somewhere you'll never go" and it shows the vehicle driving in what looks like the picturesque Utah or Arizona countryside and the narrator says "you'd expect these things from an SUV commercial but instead we're gonna show you this..." and then it shows the vehicle on a rotating platform, with a black background, looking all shiny and pretty. FUCKING HELLO??? That IS what every car/SUV commercial is! You just did the thing you said you WEREN'T going to do by showing us something that we've already seen a million times in any car advertisement! What the hell is wrong with these advertising agencies?! Are they seriously running out of ideas so badly that now their commercials MAKE THEMSELVES redundant by telling you that they're NOT gonna be redundant? That'd be like me telling someone "Okay, I'm not gonna do what anyone would normally say by saying "I told you so" but instead I'm gonna say "I told you so". Let ME write car commercials, I could pull stuff out of my ass that would be better than any of the shit these morons are coming up with.

Vampires?!...

2008-10-26T17:28:00.000-07:00

I f***king hate vampires! What's up with all these mediocre-looking movies about vampires that are about to come out in theaters? And What's with that show on HBO about vampires? Why do people have such a fascination for vampires? They are the most over-played fictitious creatures and are up there with wizards, hobbits, witches and anything that comes out of J.K. Rowling's boney-ass. Hollywood, STOP MAKING VAMPIRE MOVIES AND T.V. SHOWS!

One Of The Best Shows on Television Right Now!

2008-10-25T12:03:00.000-07:00

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is one of the best sitcoms on television right now. The show is described as "Seinfeld, on crack" literally because there is in fact an episode where two of the characters get addicted to crack-cocaine. No subject is too sensitive or too taboo for this show, I highly recommend it to anyone who like shows with a sick sense of humor (think South Park). You can watch the show on the FX Network, Thursdays at 10pm and visit the official website by clicking on Danny DeVito's head below:

And you can watch full episodes starting from Season 1 by clicking on the image below:

Joe The Plumber Looks Like Mr. Clean...

2008-10-17T20:11:00.000-07:00

Enough with Joe the "Plumber" already! The guy doesn't even have a license to "plumb" why is he getting all this media attention? Why am I writing a blog about him? AWWWWEE! So many questions so little answers. Is every person who talks to Obama or McCain gonna get media attention from here to the election? It's ridiculous, get over it people! No one cares about a mediocre, bald, un-licensed redneck plumber who looks like Mr. Clean (R.I.P The REAL Mr. Clean by the way he passed away recently, he was 92 and played by an actor named House Peters Jr., his sexuality was questionable his cleanliness was not. Peters Jr. was born Jan. 12, 1916, in New Rochelle, N.Y., he was the son of an actress and a silent film star and is survived by his wife, Lucy, a daughter, another son and four grandchildren).

We'll miss Mr. Clean but Joe the Plumber is easily forgettable. End.

Athletes: Any Dumb Idiot Can Be One

2008-10-15T13:35:00.000-07:00

I know I'm probably gonna get a lot of heat for this but I'm gonna say it anyway. I think there's an over-admiration for sports athletes and it needs to stop, seriously. Yeah, yeah , yeah, athletes are like rock stars I'm sure but my biggest beef with celebrity athletes is the fact that most of them are dishonest. Some of you are probably thinking "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DISHONEST ADRIAN?? LOLZ111!" I mean they're dishonest in the sense that their "talent" is not talent at all since most of them take "performance enhancing drugs" aka steroids. That's another thing people, stop using fancy terminology for something as simple as steroids. What's that? You don't like the word steroids? too fucking bad, your favorite athletes that are SOOOOOO good at what they do have enough drugs in them to take down a bull elephant so quit trying to cover up something for what it is; like Barack Obama said "You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig".

While we're still on the subject of sports I have to say talent is not being able to hit balls with a wood stick or dunking a ball into a net or running with a ball while knocking people down to the ground or even kicking a fucking ball around, that's NOT talent because any idiot can do any of that stuff, my point? ATHLETES ARE NOT SMART PEOPLE, have you ever seen an athlete being interviewed? I swear most of them are mentally handicapped (Except Michael Jordan). That's not real talent, real talent is being able to act, sing, write, paint, etc,. Admiring athletes is like admiring a rock in that you have to actually, physically move the rock for it to do anything but it's still just a rock...you know you put perfume on a piece of shit it's still a piece of shit.

Christopher Columbus Was An Asshole.

2008-10-13T19:34:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I said it. There's this notion that Christopher Columbus was a great man who founded the United States back in ye olde year of 1492 when in reality he first landed in what is modern day Cuba. It was the Spanish who were the first European explorers to land in what is now the continental United States now before you say "BUT WAIT A MINUTE ADRIAN WHAT ABOUT THE VIKINGS!!'111??? LOLZ1!" STFU, the Vikings made their landing in what is now modern day Newfoundland up in Canada, the Spanish landed in Florida which is apart of the CONTINENTAL, KEY WORD, United States.

Enough about that let's talk about Mr. Columbus a man who gets more credit than he is due and I say that because I would hate to be a person who is of Native American or indigenous descent on Columbus Day, a day we celebrate a man who sort of, kind of, but NOT REALLY founded what we know today as the New World. See, Christopher Columbus, like most of his European counterparts who came to the new world, i.e: Hernando Cortes, was a greedy marauder who forced slave labor upon the natives of Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic and other island natives in the Caribbean. He is man who wanted what every other salivating European super-power at that time wanted: GOLD and he would do whatever it took to get Gold. Now I know again what some of you are thinking "BUT ADRIAN, COLUMBUS WAS LOOKING FOR PASSAGEWAY TO INDIA" Yeah but when he stumbled upon the Caribbean islands and realized there was SOME gold there he went ape-shit on the island's inhabitants to find every piece of gold he could get, FUN FACT: Did you know Columbus even forced pregnant Indian women to slave for gold?? It's true, don't believe me? Read Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States" a book that should be the one and ONLY standard text book for teaching U.S. history in every college and high school in this country.

So that concludes my character-raping of Christopher Columbus, join me next time on "Hernando Cortes Day" where I will tear apart the character that is Hernando Cortes: Spanish Conquistador who brought the Aztec empire to it's feet and then committed the greatest sin of all: Forcing any remaining Aztec Indians to become Catholics. Oh wait, scratch that there is no "Hernando Cortes Day" because Mexico doesn't celebrate Rapists, Pillagers and Plunderers.

Goodnight.

MySpace Mafia Wars and Fantasy Football...

2008-10-10T19:41:00.000-07:00

To all my friends on myspace and for those who've tried to sign me up to these online "virtual" games like MySpace Mafia Wars and Fantasy Football...STOP. I don't like these online virtual games or whatever you want to call them, as far as I'm concerned it's just reading stats...THAT'S IT, reading stats, so no offense but I can't get into something that is supposed to be fun when the only thing it entails is clicking on buttons and reading stats, that is not fun! Online virtual games are about as exciting as a paper-route...actually, I take it back because on a paper-route you have a higher chance of getting chased by dogs or getting run over by a truck, much, much more exciting than some boring online virtual stat-reading game.

What I want to know is how did this become a fad in the first place?? I mean first it was MySpace then flicker and YouTube came online and then at some point BLOGGING became a huge fad (don't know why) and now these stupid stat-reading games are the "In" thing to do. Has the Internet really gotten so boring that people find the need to make up games that involve reading? Why not do something that actually has a pay-off in the end like reading Chuck Norris facts or looking at a good porno (I highly recommend the latter).

Paper Planes...

2008-10-09T00:13:00.000-07:00

A funny thing happened to me tonight on my way home from work. I'm sure by now many of you have heard the song "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. which was most famously used in the trailer for "Pineapple Express". Gun shot sound effects are heard through-out the song and as I was driving home a police cruiser was driving by as I had the song playing really loud with my windows down and I swear he heard the gun shot sound effects as he was passing me going in the opposite direction because he stopped right then and there. I was surprised that he stopped and to this minute as I'm writing this I'm still not sure if he stopped because he heard the gun shot sounds or for another reason but it was really bizarre! What do you think? Let me know. G'night.

Thank You For Smoking?

2008-10-08T15:00:00.000-07:00

I hate it when people tell someone who smokes "You know smoking's bad for you" OH REALLY?? Smoking is bad for you? I never would have guessed despite all the television ads that tell you smoking is bad for your health and I'm sure people who smoke never would have known despite the Surgeon General's Warning printed on EVERY pack of cigarettes, thanks for telling me that Dr. Dumbass. Now, I don't smoke but I have friends who do smoke and believe me when I say they know more than anybody else that smoking is bad for their health, it's kind of hard not to know when as I mentioned above there's a plethora of Anti-Smoking ads on television and radio and other forms of media that say: SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. Truth.

People need to stop playing this role, it's over-done and frankly I'm sick of it. Telling someone that smoking is bad for them is like telling a fat person that eating too much can make you fat, BELIEVE ME, they know and believe me I KNOW, you're preaching to the choir. That's it for today.

Politics and Sarah Palin....

2008-10-07T12:29:00.000-07:00

Hey Sarah Palin...SHUT THE FUCK UP! Hey Republicans...SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm sick of all these stupid people who "love" Sarah Palin, what's there to love about her? She hates women, she doesn't want women to have the right to choose what to do with their own bodies. Oh and like most right-wing Jesus-Freak's she's a big homophobe, is that really someone we want to be a mere heartbeat away from being President if and when Old Man McCain keels over and dies? She'll have the nuclear codes! Bitch will probably bomb Iran or North Korea at the drop of a hat and then we're really fucked. You right-wingers need to get over yourselves and vote Obama/Biden they may not be perfect but it's a much better choice over Grandpa and Mrs. MILF.

Cheese???

2008-10-06T19:47:00.000-07:00

I love cheese, here it goes down, down into my belly, mmm, mmm, mmm...That was a reference to Anchorman by the way, see what I did there? Speaking of dairy products what's up with people who don't drink milk because they don't eat anything that "comes from an animal" ?? That's a bunch of vegan/hippie/left-wing liberal nonsense! Stop being such pussies, we don't live in India this is America and in this country we drink the red-cap milk, eat meat and drive big cars that waste a lot of gas, stop pussyfying the nation with your damn vegetarian/vegan bullshit!

FACT CHECK: Did you know that you don't get the same nutrients from stupid vegetables that you get from meat? FACT, and if you don't believe me check out this article: http://calorielab.com/news/2008/09/21/brain-shrinkage-diet-vitamin-b-12-drinking/
BAMN, in your face! Get over yourselves people, human beings are meant to eat meat and dairy products even if the food that cows and chickens eat are laced with hormones we need to eat meat.

Free O.J.!

2008-10-06T10:32:00.000-07:00

So I'm sure by now you've all heard the news, on Friday O.J. Simpson was accused as guilty for all charges for the little "incident" he had last year at the Las Vegas hotel where he allegedly broke in to retrieve things that belonged to HIM. This is bullshit people! Who cares if he held those idiots at gun point, I mean what were they doing there in the first place? This is Las Vegas, shouldn't they have been wasting their time some where else? Well Simpson and his cohorts demanded Simpson's sports memorabilia back which again BELONGED TO HIM. Yeah so maybe breaking and holding people at gun point wasn't the smartest thing to do but hasn't this man gone through enough already? Simpson is an un-tapped well of of talent, I mean the guy is a former football player, actor and alleged murderer! Why are we gonna send someone like that to prison? He belongs on a sitcom on the Fox network or maybe The CW. My point of all this is to free O.J., you should never mess with The Juice.

TV On The Internetz...

2008-09-30T19:25:00.000-07:00

So as many of you I'm sure have noticed most major television networks are putting full episodes of all their programs online for us, the viewers, to watch on demand, whenever we want to wherever we are (given you have an internet connection of course). I think this idea is awesome BUT how will watching TV online affect television in general? I guess it's not too bad because I'm sure most people prefer to watch television on a television set but of course this is cool for people who've missed an episode or simply don't have time to watch it when it comes on television. Still, is there a negative affect this might have on television as we know it??? Let me know what you think: adrian.delatorre@gmail.com

Is There Anybody Out There?

2008-07-05T20:22:00.000-07:00

So this is my first blog ever outside of MySpace...huh MySpace, why is it even called "MySpace" it should be called "MeSpace" because it's all about ME. Anyway, sorry for getting off track like that. I was supposed to go to the "club" tonight but I'm broke as a joke with no one to poke (I hold a copyright on that). So instead I sit here in my room in southern california after having a delicious pizza dinner from Dominos (Dominos sucks by the way but it's the closest pizza place here in TP and if you don't know what TP stands for don't worry about and NO it's not toilet paper).

I'm unemployed or "jobless" as they say in the professional world. If anyone knows about a job that pays 12 bucks an hour and it doesn't involved any physical labor I'm your man to call (email me and I'll send you my phone number).

Has anyone seen Iron Man? I'm like the only one in my neighborhood who hasn't seen it and I feel like an ass but movies are too damn expensive! Ten bucks to see a movie?!?! I have a BA in Film why should I PAY to see something I can make (well I can't really make it per se but you know what I mean).

So that's it for now, I think I'm gonna go on Netflix and stream episodes of "The Office", see you later.

-Adrian